Mr. Turkey Mr. Turkey, Mr. Turkey Big and Fat, Big and Fat I am going to eat you, I am going to eat you. Just like that, Just like that. Mr. Turkey I have a turkey big and fat, He spreads his wings and walks like that His daily corn he would not miss And when he talks it sounds like this gobble, gobble, gobble 5 Fat Turkeys 5 fat turkeys sitting on a fence. The first one said, " Oh, my , I'm immense!" The second one said, " I can gobble at you," The third one said, "I can gobble too." The forth one said, "I can spread my tail." The fifth one said, "Don't catch it on a nail." The farmer came by and had to say, "Turkeys look best on Thanksgiving Day." Not a Turkey by Karl Fuchs Mom is in the kitchen and when I take a look I'm glad I'm not a turkey that she's about to cook